The band “Bar Naked Ladies” wrote the famous song “If I had a million dollars” which is now being proposed by commissioners to be the Augusta theme song. In the song many things are listed that they would buy if they had a million dollars.
Commissioners are proposing each getting a $1 million budget to spend in each of their districts. Most citizens know the money will be spent to buy influence and favor to help the commissioners get reelected but here is how the song writers would spend the money.
Things they would buy
- House
- Furniture for house
- Chesterfield or an ottoman
- K-Car
- Tree fort
- Tiny fridge for tree fort
- Pre wrapped sausages
- Fur coat (not real fur coat that’s cruel)
- John Merrick’s remains
- Crazy elephant bones
- Limousine
- Really expensive ketchups
- Fanciest Dijon ketchup
- Money
- Green dress
- Picasso or Garfunkel
The band “Bar Naked Ladies” wrote the famous song “If I had a million dollars” which is now being proposed by commissioners to be the Augusta theme song. In the song many things are listed that they would buy if they had a million dollars.
Commissioners are proposing each getting a $1 million budget to spend in each of their districts. Most citizens know the money will be spent to buy influence and favor to help the commissioners get reelected but here is how the song writers would spend the money.
Things they would buy
- House
- Furniture for house
- Chesterfield or an ottoman
- K-Car
- Tree fort
- Tiny fridge for tree fort
- Pre wrapped sausages
- Fur coat (not real fur coat that’s cruel)
- John Merrick’s remains
- Crazy elephant bones
- Limousine
- Really expensive ketchups
- Fanciest Dijon ketchup
- Money
- Green dress
- Picasso or Garfunkel
