Lori Myles can’t find cell reception to answer questions about her $100,000 donation from T-Mobile to her campaign.
Myles changed her slogan from “Grocery Stores, Jobs, Healthcare, & Education” to “Free lunches, Corruption, Lying, & Coverups” after advice from Mayor Hardie Davis.
Davis decided to endorse Myles because he admired her cluelessness about campaign finance laws.
“Myles is a great women and entrepreneur. She is skirting campaign laws and showing everyone that she is untouchable much like I have done myself,” Davis said.
Myles was questioned about her $100,000 donation from T-Mobile and stated that she just didn’t understand the rules or how to fill out the forms.
“Just because I can’t do math or read the campaign rules doesn’t mean I shouldn’t be mayor. I mean how often does the mayor have to deal with math or reading?” she said.
