New crazy people are showing up daily to announce their candidacy for mayor. It is not a surprise to current Mayor Davis though who stated, “It’s really not that hard of a job. You just learn how to swipe a credit card and dodge questions. Then all you have to do is work on your resume for running for higher office. Who wouldn’t want that job?”
After Montana announced his candidacy, Steven Kendrick and Garnett Johnson would be began writing a joint concession speech, moving out of the way for convicted criminal and BLM activist Ray Montana to become the next mayor of Augusta.
Montana stated, “Augusta has a new level of crazy every day. Our current mayor is useless. I will be the most entertaining mayor Augusta has ever had.”
