After years of trying Sheriff Roundtree has actually passed the same physical fitness test that his deputies are required to take.
“My last name may be Roundtree but that’s not because I am round like a tree,” the Sheriff stated. “I just have an eating disorder. The disorder is that I sit on my rear all day and eat Subway sandwiches while watching Netflix in my office.”
The fitness test, which Roundtree has failed the last 3 times, included exercises such as walking 1 mile through groups of homeless people and a Monty Python hunt for the Holy Grail obstacle course. The standard was recently reduced after Roundtree could not pass the 1 mile run.
