After months of searching nobody has been able to find hundred of receipts related to Mayor Hardie Davis’s expenses. Dog is going to fix that.
Davis stated in a press release “Bringing in “Dog” is a mistake. He won’t find anything anyway. We shredded everything we didn’t want people to find”.
When asked how he was going to find stuff that even auditors couldn’t find Dog stated “We have bags of shreds we are going to piece together that we found in the trash cans at the mayors office. Plus we have plenty of testimony to give us leads from former staffers of the mayor. Once they all found out that the mayor wasn’t going to run for office again they all jumped ship and quit. They are all talking to me about the receipts.”
