Due to the overwhelming number of people being shot and killed in Augusta the sheriff and DA have decided to team up and open a new business.
Roundtree and Williams Funeral Home is set to open in early February after demand for funerals has increased locally.
Roundtree responded via email stating, “Mr. Williams dismisses charges no matter what they are and then I just do nothing. The rest just happens. Now at least we can make a dollar off of all of the murders in the area.”
Williams declined requests for an interview but did respond via email stating, “A few local deaths is worth it if the end result is a handful of criminals end up rehabilitated. If a few people die along the way there isn’t anything we can do about that. Other than bury the bodies and make a buck in the process.”
I don’t know who is behind this but you should win Person of the Year award. Brilliant simply brilliant