In a shocked twist Mayor Davis has announced he is seeking the highest office in the country. After learning that Stacey Abrams was running for Governor Davis came to the conclusion, he had no chance of becoming governor.

“I had to hedge my bets. Everyone wants me to leave the mayor’s office. Everyone is looking for a job for me. I could be the area lobbyist, or even run for a state office,” Davis said. “But why sell myself short. I should run for President. I have a better chance of beating Biden that Abrams. And when I do win, I will sign an executive order changing the title from president to king.”